this just in from derek, who just woke up, relayed by me, barrett. he just awoke from a dream in which we were playing in las vegas, when we were kidnapped by bill maher and held hostage in a gigantic hotel. that's all.

yesterday morning i had a dream in which i went to an exchange student's house to find cats dressed up meditating in bathtubs. one of the cats tried to escape from the bathroom when i opened the door and i thought that would probably get me in trouble, so i tried to stop it and it bit me. then my mom was knocking on the front door. this morning i first had dreams about being by myself in my mom's old house, and some bullies from middle school broke in and tried to fuck me up. i ran out of the house and over to the next block and jumped through a window outside someone's backyard. the man inside let me seek refuge after i explained they were going to try and kill me.

now we must go to cambridge. bye, new york city. see you tomorrow.